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I just worked fifteen hours straight and I’m so tired I could cry. I need a dose of OTP before bed.
I was on the phone with an account this afternoon. He was spelling something aloud for me and ended with, “Z as in Zelda.”
"Have you ever played Zelda?" I asked excitedly.
"No," he said. "I don’t like games where the main, playable character is a girl."
I died a little on the inside. “Link isn’t a girl.”
My soul withered into a shriveled raisin. “What’s wrong with girl characters?”
"They’re boring," was his lame-ass response.
"Have you ever played Metroid?"
"Oh, yeah! The one with the guy with the gun on his arm. It’s pretty cool."
Hook, line, and sinker. “Samus is a woman.”
"WHA-no he’s not."
"Yes, she is. Look it up."
He was so disappointed and I’m so damn happy about it.
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